Cures to Boredom

As you probably already figured out the REEEES like to do crazy things. So, Emma Jay made a list of some things we've done in the past to cure boredom ( I didn't because I am much too lazy :-) JK) Here they are. . 1. Go and destroy something (we actually have only done this once, we ripped up notebooks and burned the paper. . . Fun!!!)
2. Go fetch some rollerblades and have a friends pull you as fast as they can on a jumprope while you scream for your life
3. If you're bored and on a bike start singing random silly songs you know as loud as you can (or scream) and see how many stares you can draw
4. Have the most randomnest war you can think of with a buddy, like see who can scream the loudest, or see who can make the biggest fake dent in a car
5. Use wrong grammar for the next hour
6. Say the opposite of what you mean for an hour
7. Go say something random to your parents, like… I’ll trade you a pregnant duck, for a one G thingy
8. Make up random songs about anything
9. Do prank calls
10. Give yourself crazy dares
11. Have one of your friends stand as still as possible and pose them in a strange position
12. Do a car wash and turn it into a water fight
13. Try to find a roof to sit on (We haven’t done this either, but it sounds fun!)
14. Try eating something strange 15. Scare someone out of their pants!!!
This is doctor approved. Because I (Ellie) am a licensed doctor, I was licensed in Iowa in 1964. Okay no I wasn't, I'm only 13 and I've never been to Iowa. So, this isn't doctor approved but it works. Hope ya have fun!!!
(P.S. Yes, I have done these things . . . don't judge me!!!)

The Emma twins, Elijah and I (Ellie) have been wondering if you people have been REEEELLY observing the blog. So, you don't have to do this, but if you happened to notice that the backgroud was a giant hamburger please comment. It will show which of us were right about you noticing it. Thanks :-)

Afro Circus

Here is our theme song

New Name

So being bored Ellie (me) with the Emma twins (even though there not related)hovering over her shoulders, came up with our REEEES name using the last letters instead of the first. And rearanging it slightly this is our new name. HHHAAA!!! TA-DA! Yes, I say TA-DA a lot. BTW it works because my real name is elianA, Ellie is just the short-cut. Another arrangment would be like we are screaming . . . AAAHHH!!! There litterally are three names that end with H adn three that end with A, weird idn't it?

Capricious

There are minor difficulties due to casting changes. Basicly we're kicking someone out. Their name starts with "E" and ends with "JAY" (Emma Jay glares and punches her open hand.)K, so not really. I was just bored and wanted to post something. And she is sort of like at my house right now. If you do not hear from me in the next 24 hours call the POLICE. That number would be 911 again the number is 911! Seriously i'm not joking. This is very real . . . and stupid and 100% fake. I didn't mean any of that. TA-DA! I'm a talented actor. Sorry if i alarmed you.:) -Ellie P.S. If you don't know the meaning of the title you should get a dictionary and learn how to use it. Seriously it's in there somewhere. (I'm not trying to be mean)

HA! HA! HAAAAAA!!!!!!

'Lijah and Emma Jay are both very competitive with the stupidest things.  The other day, Emma Jay hit the dent that was already in her moms car, and said she made a dent. 'Lijah hit the other dent and said, "HA!"
   Well, being Emma Jay, she tried to outdo him, she yelled at him, "HAAA!!"
   'Lijah did the same thing, which Emma Jay contined to do too.  The result... everyone listening to us scream at eachother, trying to go longer then the other.  The winner... no one.  And did we learn our lesson??  No.  About half an hour later, were having a contest to see who can do the squeakiest "BUT WHY!"  Who won that contest... Emma Jay. That's just her oppinion.